Posted: 23 Aug 2007 15:11 Last Edited By: pakratmak
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You might have seen this guy on The Daily Show before but nothing tops his standup. He says the F-bomb ALOT but don't let that interfere with the genius.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 23 Aug 2007 15:13
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On Homeland Security.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 23 Aug 2007 15:14
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On hunting with Dick Cheney.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 23 Aug 2007 15:25
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On why we have ADD.
True to his word on CNN.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 23 Aug 2007 15:37
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Knowing when not to take a gig and no such thing as bad language.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 23 Aug 2007 15:59
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Rock the vote.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 23 Aug 2007 16:08
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Ok about the greatest country in the world. I don't think our leaders usually go to other countries and boast, "We are the greatest country in the world" That would be obnoxious. Patriots say it to each other as a matter of fact. This is a clear case of distorting facts. Remember reading the mother-in-law example I gave you?
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Posted: 23 Aug 2007 22:21
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They're only words. You want freedom of speech? These are included. __________________
But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 24 Aug 2007 15:17
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I didn't say he couldn't say them, I have freedom of listening you know. I'm sure it's implied in the Constitution you don't have to play videos with too much cursing if you don't want to. __________________
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Posted: 25 Aug 2007 04:15
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The constitution mentions nothing of videos and one of those up there is partially about 'bad language'. Sorry you won't be watching it. __________________
But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 25 Aug 2007 15:58
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Quote: The constitution mentions nothing of videos
Well the words "seperation of church and state" ain't in there either but libs put that one in there easy enough. Why can't I put videos? __________________
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Posted: 26 Aug 2007 02:02
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Libs didn't add it. Our appointed supreme court justices decided what the amendment meant about 60 years ago and still haven't changed their minds.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 26 Aug 2007 21:02
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Quote: Our appointed supreme court justices decided what the amendment meant about 60 years ago and still haven't changed their minds.
So they forgot they weren't supposed to add to the constitution only interpret it?
Quote: Why does the f word hurt you so? It's only a word.
Yes I scream like a little girl every time I hear it. What do you think? I want a site that focuses on thought, facts, etc People use the F-word are usually trying to distract from the facts by shocking the listener or reader. Personally, I'd rather someone hear me out for what I have to say than to be focused only on the type of language I use. Occassionaly a word here and there kind of grabs a person's attention, but when it is overused it's just trashy. So kiss my donkey. __________________
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Posted: 27 Aug 2007 05:18
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They only interpreted and added nothing. That interpretation has not been changed.
I've used the f word during sex, yelling at my boss, yelling as the boss, hitting my thumb with a hammer, playing video games, singing along with some songs that use it, stubbing my toe, etc. People use it all the time for it's intended purpose-a conveyence of meaning whether as an exclaimation or adjective. With comedians it's sadly a major portion of their act, but the thoughts are still there and the facts don't change because of it.
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But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 27 Aug 2007 18:39 Last Edited By: Tim
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Well think about dude. It's a disgusting thing to say to another dude. Like F you. What are you saying? Sex you? Sexual intercourse you? I mean come on it's disgusting. People say crap all the time and don't even think about what the meaning of it is. I should be a smart alec comedian.
What you smash your thumb with a hammer all you can say is "Sexual intercourse it"? That's just weird.
I'm ashamed to say, but I got a bad saying from my dad and John Wayne movies. I usually ask the almighty to put the hammer in eternal torment when I smash my thumb. Now mind you I wouldn't dream of posting such things on the forum. It just ain't polite, and I don't usually smash my fingers tapping on a keyboard. __________________
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Posted: 27 Aug 2007 22:51
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So you never slip, in a moment of pain or frustration or anger and curse? I don't believe that at all.
Hammers in Eternal Torment. Great name for a goth band. Stupid lengthy thing to say when in immediate pain and I seriously doubt you've ever said it. By the way, that word(to my knowledge) stands for Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge and basically means any sex not explicitly for the purpose of procreation. Now that we know what it really means, can we say it all the time here? Pretty pretty please? __________________
But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 27 Aug 2007 23:09 Last Edited By: Tim
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Quote: So you never slip, in a moment of pain or frustration or anger and curse? I don't believe that at all..Hammers in Eternal Torment
Dude it's code. Think about it and put the abbeviation down when you figure it out. I'm going to test your detective puzzle skills. __________________
Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
