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Posted:  20 May 2008 15:44
A new monk starts a vow of silence at a monastery. He's only allowed two words per year.

1st year goes by and when asked what his two words are by the head monks he says, "Bed hard".

2nd year goes by and he says, "Food bad".

3rd year goes by and the head monk asks ok what do you have to say this year, and he says, "I quit

Then the head monk says, "You might as well quit, all you've done is complain since you've been here.
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