Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted: 04 Oct 2008 02:38
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Man, I laughed out loud wathing that one. It was hilarious! I wonder if I would have the same reaction.
Here's another funny one. I got it in an email:
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If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Hillary Clinton" in the subject line, do not open it. It may contain nude photos of Hillary Clinton.
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Posted: 06 Oct 2008 14:33
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That's funny. __________________
Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted: 08 Oct 2008 21:51
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Can you post any pics of YOUR wife? Maybe let us judge her?
Posted: 08 Oct 2008 23:21
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Dang, Spock! That was low! __________________
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Posted: 08 Oct 2008 23:27
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A little low maybe, but deserved.
So, instead of going that route-let me try it this way.
Instead of making pokes and jabs at someone who isn't even in the race, instead of platforming on secondary issues, why don't we discuss what's really going on? Unless you want to keep hiding in spots like these? __________________
But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 09 Oct 2008 01:46
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First off it was a joke. I need to have fun sometimes besides just intense arguments and second spockman your just a little 98 pound prick looking to make up for all the beatings you get in high school. So don't bug me. Tell your teacher, and stop fooling with that inflato woman. __________________
Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted: 09 Oct 2008 02:07
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Wanna know something Tim?
That was probably the most respectable response I've ever seen you give here. More tit for tat than a superiority thing(even though you're still going for that 'you're just a kid' angle-you're getting better at this).
It'd be great if we could avoid personal attacks, but what the hey, let off some steam.
Give 'im hell spock. __________________
But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 09 Oct 2008 05:20
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Tim, I was just kidding buddy. I'm sure your wife is very attractive and I'm NOT being sarcastic. But I knew that one would get you. No hard feelings?
Posted: 09 Oct 2008 06:18
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If they made the movie WarGames today, the biology question "Who first thought of reproduction without sex?" could be logically answered with "Hilary Clinton"! Even the teacher would laugh!
Quote: No hard feelings?
I thought Vulcans didn't have feelings. But I appreciate a good joke as well. Live Long and Prosper, Spockman.
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Posted: 09 Oct 2008 17:10
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Quote: Tim, I was just kidding buddy.
Ok I forgive you, but just remember I'm old school. A man dies protecting his wife if necessary.
Quote: Give 'im hell spock.
He makes an attack on my wife and you say give him hell. Surely you don't think attacking our family members is a good idea. __________________
Lucas McCain the Rifleman: A man doesn't run from a fight, Mark...but that doesn't mean you should go running *to* one, either.
Posted: 09 Oct 2008 18:50
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ffs...
I didn't say attack anyone. You read my post and know this already. __________________
But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 09 Oct 2008 20:08
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You still don't get it do you Tim? You were making fun of a woman's physical appearance. I didn't attack your wife, I just turned it around on you and basically asked how you would like it if we posted pics of your wife and made fun of her. Well you didn't like that too much. But you still don't think you did anything wrong. Play the victim much? What happened to: Do unto others?? You are a hypocrite and I retract my apology.
Posted: 09 Oct 2008 23:33
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Quote: Play the victim much?
The hurt feelings card is a trite trump around here-it gets played as often as possible spock. __________________
But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
Posted: 11 Oct 2008 05:03
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These Conservatives should each buy a cross so that the next time they're feeling unappreciated, they can nail themselves to it. (Got that one from The Ref.)
Posted: 11 Oct 2008 12:31
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Love that movie-I play it every Christmas Eve to remind me of my family growing up. __________________
But the backdrops peel and the sets give way and the cast get eaten by the play, there's a murderer at the matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and the actors too are uncertain if the show is through and with sidelong looks await their cue, but the frozen mask just smiles
That's funny.
I'm sure your wife is very attractive and I'm NOT being sarcastic. But I knew that one would get you.
No hard feelings?
